2005 Archives You'll see in the archives section above that 2005 is missing. That's some glitch that will hopefully rectify itself eventually. But in the meantime if you want to find my posts from this period they are below:
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Apparently the harp seal population has tripled, and seal hunters are going spacko with baseball bats. Not surprisingly assorted ferndamentalists and PETA-bleaters are cracking the shits big time.
I must say the thought of those cute little fellas getting whacked does sadden me somewhat. So, here's a solution:
Instead of killing seals, why not do a massive cull of fluffy wuffies? This is a clean, and green alternative, since these yammering squits do create a hell of a lot of noise pollution. Their lentil rich diets also result in vast emissions of toxic greenhouse gases. And, of course, a lot of them are pretty furry.
It's a win-win situation for sure!
I'm off to the sports store to get me a cricket bat. Looks like I'll emulate my namesake after all.