Just discovered a little-known fact about the famous battle so vividly represented in the sword and sandals blockbuster 300:  That title is numerically inaccurate, since there were many others on the Spartans' side including 700 Thespians. 

Thespians, eh?  Knowing what luvvies are like, surely they couldn't h ave been much help in battle ...

Hmm.  Maybe they did some inpromptu street theatre to distract the Persians while the Spartans outflanked 'em?

Any other ideas people?   

I shouldn't be too critical seeing as I've been guilty of this myself, but yet another hack has used Keith Urban's distinctive surname in a vaguely humorous manner.

Somewhere out there is a callous hack who's praying Keith falls off the wagon and is snapped lying spreadeagled in a pool of spew just so he can use the headline "Urban Sprawl".

Hollywood is a stratified place.  It's got a definite A-list and a B-list.  I've often wondered exactly what factors determine whether a star is classified as belonging to one or the other.

Hmm.  Well, there's the size of your payment, the parties you attend ... and the ranking of your significant other, of course.

Then there's the stalking factor.  Seems to me that B-listers don't have stalkers.  A-listers do. 

Sienna Miller, welcome to the A-list!