Don't know if this is genuine or not.  But it's weird as all get out. 

Some wanky celebriphilic artist has turned the first solid bowel movement of Suri Cruise (aka "Tomkitten")&nb sp;into a bronze statue.  Even a tooth would have been weird.  But poo?

Crikey.  Makes you wonder how he got hold of it ... Were the parents involved?

(Via Adros47's blog.)

Search engine visits to blogs are often quite amusing.  They can also be quite useful for bloggers with too little time (which is most of us, I feel).  Example:  Just received a vistor looking for a "Satanist in Sydney". 

Reminds me:  Now that I'm living in Perth, I'll have to update my contact details on Lucifer's List.  Black Donald is a fairly difficult (and overworked) employer at the best of times, so I don't want to antagonise him with any databse maintenance& nbsp;headaches.